The Temps' Prayer

May I never make slow-cooker swedish meatballs in an office break room. Please shield me from all stale office parties and over embellished holiday sweaters. Deliver me from catalog shopping and please forgive me if I am ever enticed by bunny shaped candy dishes or toile window covers. Protect me from all tupperware parties, Avon ladies, pleated khakis and loafers. Finally, in times of weakness, may I be reminded that yes, there is one greater than Oprah.